Today's my graduation, I've done my dissertation
Even got a hat I can throw
Today's my graduation, so long to education
Didn't learn a thing anyway

These are the best days of our lives
That's what the grown ups told us, right?
Tapping my pencil, waiting for the bell
Thinking what to say in my last farewell
Hey teacher, leave those kids alone
saigo no taimu ga natteru yo
And everyone's happy, but ikitaku nai
What shall I do now the world is mine?

Today's my graduation, I've done my dissertation
Even got a hat I can throw (but I'm not going)
Today's my graduation, so long to education
Didn't learn a thing anyway

mado no soto bakari miteta
maru to batsu dake datta
sonna sekai ni sayōnara
hitori sotsugyō shiki say
sensei, minna, sayōnara
sensei, minna, sayōnara
sensei, minna, sayōnara
mimi no naka de sotsugyō

Today's my graduation, I've done my dissertation
Even got a hat I can throw
I'd like to thank my pets, my friends, my family
I didn't learn a thing anyway
What you wanna be?
There's so much you can do with a degree
Now I can apply for a Phd
Get a nice job with a high salary
Chasing after 100 ten, manten
zenbu dekitaku nai, mō dame
torikago no tobira o akete
sora ni mukatte habataite

Today's my graduation, I've done my dissertation
Even got a hat I can throw (but I'm not going)
Today's my graduation, so long to education
Didn't learn a thing anyway

(But I'm not going)
(But I'm not going)
(But I'm not going)
(But I'm not going today)