You left me for that other girl
And yea you left this t shirt too
That finished baseball jersey
From bowes tour in 72 (bummer)
And my best friend got ah boyfriend
And she finished for ten months
And now there over so she's calling
And expects me to pick up

I wish that I can help them
I'm so sorry for their pain
(good luck with that)

Not my problem
Not my problem
What a twist of fate
They will have to wait
Not my problem
They just talk and talk and talk
La de da de da (blah blah blah)

Not my problem

My brother use to rat me out
Sit back and watch the fight
He wants me to say his alibi
For where he was last friday night (yea right)
My guitar player came begging for my 57 strap (I love it when they beg)
To impress this girl
But the last guitar I lend him
He never gave it back (keep on begging)

I wish that I can help them
But there's only so much time
(you do the math)

Not my problem
Not my problem
What a twist of fate
They will have to wait (sorry)
Not my problem
They just talk and talk and talk
Blah blah blah

I don't wanta seem vicious
I don't wanta come off heartless
Countless, get this

They treat me like a doormat
I wouldn't take that anymore
Guess its time for them to read the manual

Not my problem
Not my problem
They can save their breath
Save themselves instead
Not my problem
Maybe they cant see
But it works for me
Not my problem
Not my problem
What would they do if they were me
Well that can never be
Not my problem
They just talk and talk and talk
La de da de da (blah blah blah)