Harper and Will go west
Just a couple old friends and a couple brand new breasts
They're off to see America
Not sure what they'll find
Open to the open road
Only to be reminded
That a friend is a friend is a friend
Till the end

Coast to coast
Takes three thousand miles to get this close
Did Lewis and Clark dare to go to these emotional places?
This is a greater unknown so I think my two are the greatest

Harper and Will go west
Like Thelma and Louise but with a lot less death
They're off to see America
Just one girl and a guy
Open to the open road
Only to be reminded
That a friend is a friend is a friend
Till the end

They'll find their way
Even when they don't know what to say
Known each other for forever and a day
They'll have to find themselves
A magical woman right with her grown-up elf
And oooh, this is the jazzy part
I assume there's no room in the car
Or I'd have been invited
But I'll play my part
This once from the heart

Harper and Will go west
Not prospectin' for gold, this is a richer quest
They're off to see America
Follow their own sign
Open to the open road
Only to be reminded
That a friend is a friend is a friend
A friend is a friend is a friend
Till the end
Till the end