Big dick energy, big dick energy

How big is that dick in reality?

It's not that big

Big dick energy, big dick energy

Oh my God, you think you're absolutely everything

But you're not that big

Big dick energy, big dick energy

A champion of heterosexuality

Stop telling me how much you lift

Big dick energy, big dick energy

You know what mate, you stay the fuck away from me

You're not that fucking big

You're not that fucking big

It's not that big

Big dick energy

"Oh my God, hi, do you remember me?

You reposted that thing I wrote about women in music

Thank you so much for doing your bit"

Big dick energy, big dick energy

"I'm one of the nice guys

So why won't you have sex with me? "

'Cause it's not that big

Big dick energy, crying ironically

Yet you act like I'm your mother and your therapist

It's not that big

Big dick energy, I don't owe you anything

Your woke persona is completely fucking terrifying

Why? You're really not that big

Big dick energy

Mate, that white knight act

is getting pretty fucking irritating

Considering it's nothing but performative

Big dick energy

Should I be the one crossing the street

Because I'm scared of the man right behind me?

He really thinks he's big

Big dick energy

I'm clutching onto my keys as soon as it hits 10: 30

As it's my sole responsibility to get home safely

Big dick energy, big dick energy

Once again, we're apologising for your fucked up behaviour

When at the end of the day

It's not that fucking big

You're not that big

You're not that fucking big

It's not that fucking big