Quick and suave, no one knows who it was.

He's a shh...secret agent.

With phones on his feet, he's a spy you cant beat.

He's a shh...secret agent.

If you've got his back against the wall.

You'll discover he's not there at all.

Bam! Bam! Secret agent Zero!

Bam! Bam! He's everybody's hero!

X-ray vision, a man on a mission.

He's a Bam! Bam! Secret agent.

With gadgets galore, no one knows what's in store...

For the shh...secret agent.

Saving the world, and getting the girl.

He's a shh...secret agent.

Bam! Bam! Secret agent Zero!

Bam! Bam! He's everybody's hero!

X-ray vision, a man on a mission.

He's a Bam! Bam! Secret agent.

Secret agent maaaannnn...