Me and her were uphill ′til we went down one, so I found some Jack
Been wishin' she may, she might on a neon sign come back
But ′til then, the wheels on this bender are goin' 'round and ′round
Mary had a little too much of my sh-, she walked on out

Now it′s me and whiskey sittin' in a bar
D-R-U-N-K-E-R
Than I should be, but I broke her heart
Now it′s me and whiskey sittin' in a bar

Well, first came love, then came marriage
Then came my baby gonna stay with her parents
Left a ring around the rose layin′ on the counter
What am I supposed to do without her?

Me and whiskey sittin' in a bar
D-R-U-N-K-E-R
And I should be, but I broke her heart
So it′s me and whiskey sittin' in a bar

Honeymoon picture was hangin' on the wall
But she slammed that door, and it had a bad fall
All our family and all our friends
Couldn′t put us back together again

Me and whiskey sittin′ in a bar
D-R-U-N-K-E-R
And I should be, but I broke her heart
So it's me and whiskey sittin′ in a bar

Me and whiskey sittin' in a bar
D-R-U-N-K-E-R
And I should be, but I broke her heart
Now it′s me and whiskey sittin' in a bar (me and whiskey)

Oh, me and whiskey sittin′ in a bar (me and whiskey) , mm
Me and whiskey sittin' in a bar