[Verse 1]

I just got off, work at 5, drivin’ that ‘ol van I drive

overalls, and dirty boots, but Uncle Bill needed

a funeral suit, so when I walked in that fancy store

they looked at me like I was poor

but a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir

it went from “don’t take checks” to “right away yes sir”

[Chorus]

Upper middle class white trash

my pockets cant hold all my cash

cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas

and won the lottery, now I’ve invested in my neighborhood

my friends and family, there all livin pretty good

a trailer park full of Cadillac’s

an upper middle class white trash

[Verse 2]

I got my home-boy Chris, a brand new shop

for all those cars on cinder blocks

and cousin Charlie thinks its cool to keep

a large mouth bass in his new swimmin’ pool

I had a birth day party for mama last night

in her ninety and a half foot triple wide

you ain’t seen nothin’ if you ain’t seen

NASCAR on a sixty inch plasma screen!

[Chorus]

Upper middle class white trash

my pockets cant hold all my cash

cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas

and won the lottery, now I’ve invested in my neighborhood

my friends and family, there all livin pretty good

a trailer park full of Cadillac’s

an upper middle class white trash

[Bridge]

Buyin’ chicken wings buy the buckets

we can’t eat ‘em all so we just say chuck it

all the miller light you can handle

a hundred and fifty seven movie channels

[Chorus]

Upper middle class white trash

our pockets cant hold all our cash

cause one day I stopped to pee, got some gas

and won the lottery, now I’ve invested in my neighborhood

my friends and family, there all livin pretty good

a trailer park full of Cadillac’s

an upper middle class white trash

So pop a top, sit back and relax all

you upper middle class white trash!