[Intro - Lil Wayne]
30 minutes to New Orleans
Hahaha
T, you gotta feel me
Short Dawg
Cee, bitch man holla at me

[Verse 1 - Lil Wayne]
Okay, Gucci backpack, fresh black Adidas
Rollin’ on a pill, rollin’ up some reefers
Declining all the Kesha’s, replying to the Kim’s
Still knockin’ boots like hammers on Timbs
I’mma motherfucker baby, Weezy F Baby
Yeah I get it wet and I keep it wet baby
I can make a dyke say she leavin’ that lady
I can make a lady say she leavin’ that
Pussy ass nigga that gave her that baby
Now she with Weezy F, Weezy F, Weezy F, Weezy F Baby
Hahahaha, Weezy F Baby hahaha
Yeah! Watcha gon’, watcha gon’, watcha gon’ do
When Nina Ross come and put that pussy on you
You probly still a virgin, I’mma bust ya lil cherry
And I’mma come through in something so cherry
And I’m sitting on Pirelli’s, pumpin’ Makavelli
Showed your girlfriend my house, she think I live in Italy
Just bought a jet I’m ’bout to take that bitch to LA
Bitch I never met, I’m ’bout to meet that bitch in LA

[Chorus - Lil Wayne]
Oooh I’m feelin’ myself
I’m so fly, shawty think I really fly stealth
I’m so paid shawty I could really buy a stealth
And I’m feeling my belt and I’m feelin’ my sneaks
Cause I don’t see them on anybody
Got the semi by me, for anybody
Yeaahh I’m from Uptown
Yeaahh I’m from Uptown
Yeaahh I’m from Uptown
Eastside

I’m lightin’ up two blunts at one time
And I thank God I can say fuck one time
I’m sippin’ out two cups at one time
And I thank God I can say fuck one time
Fuck one time
Fuck one time
Fuck one time
Thank God

[Verse 2 - Lil Wayne]
Louie V bag, all black hammer
Louie V shoes with the Louie bandanna
Louie phone case, Louie Sidekick case
Might put LV on the side of my bitch face
Man I’m a dog, I go so hard
Man I’m a dog, ’bout to come in your yard
‘Bout to, ’bout to come in your lady
Weezy F, Weezy F, Weezy F Baby
Hahahaha
Weezy F, Weezy F, Weezy F Baby
Hahahaha
And Young Mula baby
Can’t forget that
How would you do that

[Verse 3 - Lil Wayne]
I beat that track ’til that bitch blue-black
It’s Weezy F the monster, even F your momma
Even ask ya momma, leave ya next to momma
You are so pussy gonorrhea’s your aroma
Blind gynecologist can see that your vagina
Me, me, me turn beef to Bologna
And you gotta ride me like a Honda
Better yet she ride it like Travis Pastrana
Fuck the X games, it’s ecstasy game
Show me a mirror cause I’m so glad to meet Wayne

[Chorus - Lil Wayne]
And I’m feelin’ myself
So fly, shawty think I really fly stealth
And I’m so paid shawty I could really buy a stealth
And I’m feeling my belt, I’m feelin’ my sneaks
Cause I ain’t never seen them on anybody
Got the semi by me for anybody
Yeaahh I’m from Uptown
Yeaahh I’m from Uptown
Eastside