They think everything
Everyone is going mental
It seems to me we're spiraling
Out of control and this is inevitable
And don't you think this time is yours
This time is mine, it's temperamental
It seems to me, we're on all fours
Crawling on out knees, someone help us please

Oh Jesus Christ almighty
Do I feel alright? No, not slightly
I wanna get a flat I know I can afford it
It’s just the bureaucrats that won't give me a mortgage
It's very funny 'cause I got ya fucking money
And I'm never gonna get it just 'cause of my bad credit
Oh well, I guess I mustn't grumble
I suppose it's just the way the cookie crumbles

Oh yes, I'm fine
Everything’s just wonderful
I'm having the time of my life

If everyone and something else
Something new, look what we got here
And don’t you feel, it's all the same
Some sick game and it's so insincere
I wish I could change your ways
Of the world, make it a nice place
Until that day, I guess we stay
Doing what we do, screwing who we screw

Why can't I sleep at night?
Don't say it's gonna be alright
I want to be able to eat spaghetti bolognaise
And not feel bad about it for days and days and days
All my magazines they talk about weight loss
If I buy those jeans I could look like Kate Moss
I know it's not the life that I chose
But I guess it's just the way that things go

Oh yes, I'm fine
Everything’s just wonderful
I'm having the time of my life
Oh yes, I'm fine
Everything’s just wonderful
I'm having the time of my life

Oh Jesus Christ almighty
Do I feel alright? No, not slightly
I wanna get a flat I know I can afford it
It’s just the bureaucrats that won't give me a mortgage
It's very funny 'cause I got ya fucking money
And I'm never gonna get it just 'cause of my bad credit
Oh well, I guess I mustn't grumble
I suppose it's just the way the cookie crumbles

I guess that's just the way that things go
I suppose it's just the way the cookie crumbles