I plan on going to cosmetology school
At the end of the month unless I make it to Hollywood
Then I'm going to cancel my plans
Because I would much rather have a singing carrier
Than a hair styling carrier even though I very much love hair
Makeup and fashion as well
And why are you here?
I'm here because I want to be the next American idol
And I want to make it to Hollywood
And it's been my all-time dream for a long time
To become a big famous singer
And performer and this is just one way to do it if I make it
And what are you going to sing?
I'm going to sing I feel the earth by move carole king
Alright off you go

On the edge
On the edge
On the edge
I be, I be

Crazy like a psycho in the olden days
I'm better off leading you don't know the way
How much of a female can these niggers take
I guess I'm the one, you better know your place
Fucking tryin'a get it, fucking tryin'a get it
You must have some time, the way you fucking spend it
Try me, your carrier, you can watch me end it
Lyrically I pop 'em like a fucking blemish
Pop, pop, pop make your soul retreat
Got too many winnings, I don't know defeat
Fuck it, let me brag on this mummy beat
I ain't even mad at these honey bees
I ain't even trying, I'm just kicking back
Mind is on a cloud, I'm just showing that
Space, space, space, space, space, space
Running from the galaxy like I owe 'em tax

One of the worst I've ever heard in my life
The worst?
Yeah, honestly
Are you just saying that to get on my nerves
Or are you totally serious
Because something tells me
I think you're saying it to annoy me
What made you audition for this competition?
All my friends told me that I was an awesome singer
What?