Those candles that you bought me for Christmas

I can't burn them 'cause they smell like you

And every time I walk into a Starbucks

I see you at every table

It's been a while since I've had cold brew

Don't you know how hard it is to find a decent guy

In this city of four thousand?

Where everybody looks like you?

Don't even get me started on the

way you saw this song online

And called, told me you didn't

but you did, and I have proof that

You ruined The 1975

now I listen and think about getting high

In your bedroom, windows open

Mom is home, but we're still smoking

You ruined The 1975, now I listen and cry 'cause you sang

"We share friends in Soho"

While you told me that none of your friends know

And I hated you for that, but it's been two years now

And I really just hate you

For making me hate my favorite band

You broke my heart, then went away to college

You were only fifteen minutes down the road

And I always thought you'd show up to say sorry

But as time went on, I started to lose hope

Don't you know how hard it is to find a decent guy

When you never gave me closure? What the hell was I to do?

Don't even get me started on the

way you saw this song online

I guess it must've thrown you 'cause

you called and said you knew that

I stayed quiet, but I probably should've told ya

Every night I would cry and wish I didn't know ya

I said nothin', and now I got issues

I'll bill you for the tear-stained tissues

Oh, I don't think you have that kind of dough 'cause

You ruined The 1975

now I listen and think about getting high

In your bedroom, windows open

Mom is home, but we're still smoking

You ruined The 1975, now I listen and cry 'cause you sang

"We share friends in Soho"

While you told me that none of your friends know

And I hated you for that, but it's been two years now

And I really just hate you

For making me hate my favorite band