It's hard being a man

living in a garbage pail

My landlady called me up, ooohhh

she tried to hit me with a mop

I can't stand it anymore more

I can't stand it anymore more, oh

I can't stand it anymore more

But if Candy would just come back

it'd be all right

Yeah, if Candy would just come back

it would be all right, come on baby

I live with thirteen dead cats

a purple dog that wears spats

They're all out livin' in the hall

and I can't stand it anymore

I can't stand it anymore more

I can't stand it anymore more

I can't stand it anymore more

But if Candy would just come back

it'd be all right

Ooohhh, if Candy would just come back

it would be all right, be all right now

Ah, come on baby

I'm tired of living all alone

yeah, nobody ever calls me on the phone

But when, ah, things start getting bad, ah

I just play my music louder

I can't stand it anymore more

I can't stand it anymore more

I can't stand it anymore more

I can't stand it, I can't stand it, oh

I can't stand it, I can't stand it

I can't stand it, I can't stand it, no

I can't stand it, I can't stand it, oh

I can't stand it, I can't stand it

I can't stand it, I can't stand it

I can't stand it, I can't stand it

I can't stand it, I can't stand it

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