SQUIRE: I’m the Good Squire Quinn and I wanna shout
About my Inn on the river Out
GIRLS: You can easily see the shape Squire Quinn is in
But wait’ll you see the shape his Inn is in
SQUIRE: The rooms are lovely and full of space
There’s running water in every place
GIRLS: Yes, there’s lots of water if you can stay
Long enough for a rainy day
SQUIRE: Every room has a beautiful view
Of sailing boats on the river blue
GIRLS: You can watch the boats when the wind blows
But the Squire didn’t put in windows
SQUIRE: Lots of ale and stout are on my shelf
And I take a drop or two myself
GIRLS: “A drop,” he says, the Squire’s got the gout
The stout makes him ail and the ale makes him stout
SQUIRE: So ends my story and I think that this’ll
Be a good time to whet my whistle
EVERYBODY: That’s all there is and leave no doubt
That the Squire’s in his Inn and his Inn’s on the Out