One little word with

Two complications and

Three ways to explain it

You're impossibly contradicting in just about everything

Four interchanging phrases

Five key words

Keep me chained to you

And there's nothing I can do

The six choices you bestow all

Lead to the same muddy hole

So seventh heaven, can't you see

This eight-ball that you've given me

The nine-sided die is broken inside

'Cause all the answers just say no

I'm trying to note

To understand

To count ten blessings on my hand

But the eleven possessions posses my mind

Stronger than twelve heroes I can find

And thirteen's unlucky

Fourteen was just two of the same

Fifteen not much happened

Sixteen I nearly went insane, so

Seventeen, please be

Good to me

Please be better than all the rest

And if you can't

I'll just wait for eighteen