You like to send me hand-wrapped packages In scotch tape and cellophane And though I can see clearly, every gift you give me You wouldn't have it any other way (any other way) It makes you laugh 'cause it takes so long to unwrap Every single piece Of scotch tape and cellophane Shiny, see through, and sticking to me
Ooh babe, your motives are clear You just wanna watch me struggle And you always say grinning ear to ear That my frustrated face is adorable Oh God
You like to send me hand-wrapped packages In scotch tape and cellophane But you write little notes in between each layer I'm peeling On sticky notes, obviously (obviously) You write the worst jokes knock knocks and stupid puns on the pages Or the sweetest little things In between scotch tape and cellophane Shiny, see through, and sticking to me
Ooh babe, your motives are clear You wanna see me laugh and get flustered And you always say grinning ear to ear That you love making my heart flutter
You like to send me hand-wrapped packages In scotch tape and cellophane But it's not the gift that's perfect or makes the tape waste worth it It's seeing you as I fumble away (You use too much tape, babe) I love to see your laugh And your smile that can't hide anything You're wrapped in scotch tape and cellophane Shiny, see through and sticking to me Shiny, see through and sticking to me