I take in clowns like a one-woman circus
You're kinda awful, but you're not awful on purpose
Gave a two-word response
when I was havin' a breakdown
Oh, Mr Bruce Wayne, where is that cape now?

Don't you know that you're losin' this?
(Is that what you want?)
Don't you know that you're losin' this?
(I'm 'bout to be gone)
Don't you see what I'm givin' up
and you can't even text?
Don't be surprised, no, I'm givin' up
Oh, what did you expect?

I'm on a one-way trip to take over the world
You could've come, but your head's in the sand
What's a girl gonna do
when she's in love with you?
But you're just a boy and I'm kinda the man
I'm on a one-way trip to take over the world
You could've come, babe, I held out my hand
Yeah, it's sad, and it's true, and I'm in love with you
But you're just a boy and I'm kinda the man

You were my best friend, my shoulder to lean on
But you pushed me out quicker
than it took me to put my jeans on
And maybe you're lost
and just can't see what you have
But I'm not gonna wait, no, I know better than that

Don't you know that you're losin' this?
(Is that what you want?)
Don't you know that you're losin' this?
(I'm 'bout to be gone)
Don't you see what you're givin' up?
I'm not holdin' my breath
You won't see what you're givin' up
till I've already left

I'm on a one-way trip to take over the world
You could've come, but your head's in the sand
What's a girl gonna do
when she's in love with you?
But you're just a boy and I'm kinda the man
I'm on a one-way trip to take over the world
You could've come, babe, I held out my hand
Yeah, it's sad, and it's true, and I'm in love with you
But you're just a boy and I'm kinda the man

Goodbye from your biggest fan
Goodbye from the bigger man
Bye-bye from your girl, oh, damn
You're just a boy and I'm kinda the man

I'm on a one-way trip to take over the world
And I thought you did but you don't understand
What's a girl gonna do
when she's in love with you?
But you're just a boy and I'm kinda the man
I'm on a one-way trip to take over the world
You could've come, babe, I held out my hand
Yeah, it's sad, and it's true, and I'm in love with you
But you're just a boy and I'm kinda the man

Goodbye from your biggest fan
Goodbye from the bigger man
Bye-bye from your girl, oh, damn
You're just a boy and I'm kinda the man