All our monkeys have monkeys
We drive our deathcrush diamond Jaguar limousines
We're not fantastic motherfuckers, but we play them on TV
It's a Dirty World Reich, say what you like
It's a Dirty World Reich, say what you like

We're the Low Art Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The Scabaret Sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque

We're the Low Art Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The Scabaret Sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque

The devils are girls with Van Goh's missing ear
You say what you want, but filth is all that they hear
And I've got the jigger to make all you bigger
"Ladies und gentlemen
So drop your pissroom bait, and make sure you're not late
You tramps and lunatics"
Here's a trick that's gonna make you click

We're the Low Art Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The Scabaret Sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque

We're the Low Art Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The Scabaret Sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque

It's a Dirty World Reich, say what you like
It's a Dirty World Reich, say what you like

So my Bon Mots, Hit-boy Tommy Trons, Rowdy rowdies
Honey-fingered Goodbye Dolls:
"Hellzapoppin', open your third nostril
Put on your black face, and your god is gone"

We're the Low Art Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The Scabaret Sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque

We're the Low Art Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The Scabaret Sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque

We sing la la, la la, la la lah
We sing la la, la la, lah
La la, la la, la la, lah
We sing la la, la la, la la lah