Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy
Always stiff, all day long
Nothing’s right till it’s all wrong
It makes no sense until I’m tense
Always laughing at your expense

Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy
Always biting on my nails
Always stiff, it never fails
Now I think I’ll pick my nose,
Wipe it on my sweet clothes

Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy
Anxiety, anxiety keeps me happy
Always screamin’ at someone
Got a temper like a gun
Hair trigger personality
Anxiety keeps me hap- happy

And I’m crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world
I’m crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world
I’m crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world
I’m crazy, crazy, crazy in a crazy world

A- N- X- I- E- T- Y
A- N- X- I- E- T- Y
Anxiety keeps me high,
Cross my heart and hope to die
Anxiety, anxiety, anxiety, anxiety