(first verse)
Once there was a time
When i was sick
I would spit
For the love of music
Not for the money
Or the fly honeys
But for the kids
Cause i thought it was funny
Makin' 'em laugh
While they pretend to take baths
What these punks need
Is a kick in the ass
Don't get me started on the emo kids
Can't stop the water runnin' out their lids
I could go on for hours and hours
All they are
Are punks who take showers
Then we got
The indie crowd
Mainstream music
Is not allowed
Arms all covered
With mass tats
Scruffy beard
And a trucker hat
But there's not one
Who can drive a truck
But plenty of 'em are good
At being scenester fucks

(chorus)
So fuck the money
So fuck the fans
So fuck it all
I wanna few grand
I'll stuff all the cash
In my backpack
Go down to the dealer
And buy a cadillac

All i want
Cadi-lac-lac-lac

All i need
Cadi-lac-lac-lac

Sexy is
Cadi-lac-lac-lac

(second verse)
So i'll keep spittin'
Cause i'm on a mission
To buy me a caddie
With air condition
And of course i need
Automatic transmission
And it'll all be funded
By my lyric composition
Pimp cadillac
Limited edition
For mc wreckshin
An essential condition
When it comes to rappin'
I'm a mathematician
When it comes to the ladies
I'm on an expedition
To get all the ladies
To pay my tuition
All you sucker mc's
Are out of commission

(chorus)
So fuck the money
So fuck the fans
So fuck it all
I wanna few grand
I'll stuff all the cash
In my backpack
Go down to the dealer
And buy a cadillac

All i want
Cadi-lac-lac-lac

All i need
Cadi-lac-lac-lac

Sexy is
Cadi-lac-lac-lac

(third verse)
So come to my house
And bring all your money
Hide it inside
Like the easter bunny
Then i'll find your money
When i wake up
You hid it all
In a measuring cup
So i'll take the money
Put it in my shoe
Show it to my dj
And he'll go ooooh!
Money we get
Cd's we produce
Cd's we sell
Make mama coo
For her little michael
And his rapping style
As you can see
It's an endless cycle
And i'll keep it up
That's a fact jack
Till i get enough
For a black cadillac

(chorus)
So fuck the money
So fuck the fans
So fuck it all
I wanna few grand
I'll stuff all the cash
In my backpack
Go down to the dealer
And buy a cadillac

All i want
Cadi-lac-lac-lac

All i need
Cadi-lac-lac-lac

Sexy is
Cadi-lac-lac-lac