Introduction:
- I say, Rick, why don't you, eh, catch a movie or something, let me do a little shopping with my girl.
- What do you mean your girl? She's my girl.
- Your girl? I like that!
- Oh well! I like it too.
- Hey Rick, you need to know how to treat a girl like this. This is not your average girl.
- Oh I know that John. She's a very special girl, and I happen to know how to treat her.
- So do I!
- I don't think you do. Let me show you what I mean.

JOHN:
I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend, if it'll make you feel all right.
I'll get you anything, my friend, if it makes you feel all right.
MIREILLE:
But I don't care too much for money, for money can't buy me love.
JOHN:
Can't buy you love...
MIREILLE:
Everybody tells me so.
JOHN:
Can't buy you love...
MIREILLE:
No, no, no - no.
JOHN:
I'll give you all I've got to give, if you say that you love me too.
I may not have a lot to give, but what I've got I'll give to you.
MIREILLE:
But I don't care too much for money, for money can't buy me love.
JOHN:
Can't buy you love...
MIREILLE:
Everybody tells me so.
JOHN:
Can't buy you love...
MIREILLE:
No, no, no - no.
JOHN:
Say you don't need no diamond ring and we'll be satisfied.
Tell me that you want those kind of things that money just can't buy.
MIREILLE:
But I don't care too much for money, for money can't buy me love.
Can't buy me love...
Love...
Can't buy me love...