I've always had a dream
I'd like to meet the Queen
I'd like to punch her in the face
Yeah, that would make me laugh

I'd love to kick her in the face
And then I'd make a picture of it
In lovely Ekta chrome
And then I'd give it to the Prince

I hate the bloody Queen
She makes me go to school
I hate the bloody Queen
And all her bloody rules

I'd like to drown the Queen
Off the coast of Argentine
Throw her off a battle ship
With her Faulklands war machine

She taxes me to death
I can't afford me dope
I'd like to get her high
Yeah, that would make me laugh
Ha, ha, ha, ha

I hate the bloody Queen
She makes me go to school
I hate the bloody Queen
And all her bloody rules

I hate the bloody Queen
I hate the bloody Queen
I hate the bloody Queen
I hate the bloody Queen

I feel sorry for you Lady Di
Having a mother-in-law like that