Friday night, in the Eastside
it's turnin' pink and red
Jessie tried to see if I would meet her at El Cid

I know she'd like to get me three drinks in
It's not like you and I made
any concrete plans, but

I'm on call
Should you set yourself on fire
I'm on call
Should you get struck with desire
You got my number
Should you need anything at all (I'm on call)
I'll make myself real available (Hello?)

Serves me right, it's justified
that you should make me wait
'Cause Jessie's sweet
but I just keep around until you say

And I know it's a little undignified
But if your car won't start
and you need a ride, then

I'm on call
Should you set yourself on fire
I'm on call
Should you get struck with desire
You got my number
Should you need anything at all
I'll make myself real available (I'm on call)

I wanna be somebody to you (somebody to you)
But if you just want a warm body
that works too (that works too)
In my dreams, you need someone to catch you
when you fall, and

I'm on call
Should you set yourself on fire
I'm on call
Should you get struck with desire
You got my number
Should you need anything at all
I'll make myself real available (I'm on, on call)

I'm on call
I'm on call
I'm on call
I'm on call
I'm on call
I'm on call
I'm on call