Monster 1: I'm ugly, I'm ugly as sin
But beautiful's out, ugly's in
If you're ugly like me, you're in good company
There are millions of us who are ugly

Monster 2: Take the case of our friend the crocodile
His bite is much worse than his bark
In fact his behavior is juvenile
Monster 1: infantile
Monster 2: Why can't he just sing like a lark

Crocodile: Roarrr...

Monster 2: Though he's not the prettiest to be found
He's a useful and happy reptile
Crocodile: I'll gobble up anyone left lying around
And that gives me my permanent smile

Monster 1: He's ugly, he's ugly as sin
But beautiful's out, ugly's in
If you're ugly like me, you're in good company
All: There are millions of us who are ugly

Monster 2: Take the case of our friend the warthog
He must be the ugliest by far
In every page in the ugly catalog
Of all the ugly ones he's the star

Monster 3: His tail sticking up like a flagpole
His tusks and his warts and his bristles
Warthog: Whenever I decide to take a stroll
I'm never bothered by any wolf at all

Monster 1: You're ugly, you're ugly as sin
Warthog: snort snort
Monster 1: But beautiful's out, ugly's in
Warthog: snort
All: If you're ugly like me, you're in good company
There are millions of us who are ugly

Monster 2: Now if you're bad looking you're the lucky one
There's no effort at all to being ugly
But if you're beautiful by comparison
It's really a catastrophe

Monster 3: Ointment and make-up and all
That you smear on your body daily
Then you wipe it all off and you put on some more
So be thankful that we are ugly

All: We're ugly, we're ugly as sin
But beautiful's out, ugly's in
If you're ugly like me, you're in good company
There are millions of us who are ugly
There are millions of us who are ugly
Grunt grunt