I was walking along, minding my business,

When out of an orange-colored sky,

Flash! Bam! Alakazam!

Wonderful you came by.

I was humming a tune, drinking in sunshine,

When out of that orange-colored view

Flash! Bam! Alakazam!

I got a look at you.

One look and I yelled "Timber"

"Watch out for flying glass"

Cause the ceiling fell in and the bottom fell out,

I went into a spin and I started to shout,

"I've been hit, This is it, This is it, I've been hit!"

I was walking along, minding my business,

When love came and hit me in the eye,

Flash! Bam! Alakazam!

Out of an orange colored-sky.

(Musical Interlude)

One look and I yelled "Timber"

"Watch out for flying glass"

Cause the ceiling fell in and the bottom fell out,

I went into a spin and I started to shout,

"I've been hit, this is it, this is it, I've been hit!"

I was walking along, minding my business,

When love came and hit me in the eye

Flash! Bam! Alakazam!

Out of and orange-colored, purple-striped, pretty green polka-dot sky

Flash! Bam! Alakazam! and goodbye!

(Spoken)Wow, I thought love was much softer than that.

What a most disturbing sound!