Meet a girl I met Carolina
her parents jumped off Niagara Falls
she broke her hips when she was a baby
trying to hop the Berlin wall
it's not that she's anti-American
Although she shot a mayor at nine
he looked just like the prez on T.V
she didn't know in '63 he had died

Does she think this world is all wrong
Does she think I'll rob her and run
When I ask where she gets her gun
And simply says scat boy scat scat

But isn't it a wonderful world Carolina
Look at the birds in the sky
Jehovah made this whole joint for you Carolina
And isn't it so wonderful to be alive

So original in her black lipstick
Listening to some obscure band
But isn't she pissed at all the other non-conformists
who listen to that same obscure band
But thats OK shes helping the enviroment
By sipping on pure water and such
Then screams we better start thinking about the OZone
layer, While tossing out a Styrofoam cup
Does she think this world is all wrong
Does she think I'll rob her and run

When I ask her where she gets her gun
She simply says scat boy scat scat
but isn't it a wonderful world Carolina
Look at the birds in the sky
Jehovah made this whole joint for you Carolina
So isn't it so wonderful to be alive

Real deep shit on her mind
"Let's kill the world, take over everything"
She says "We dont need politicians, they breed
mistrust, And as a matter of fact did you steal my
purse?"

Yeah, but isn't it a wonderful world Carolina
look at the birds in the sky
Jehovah made this whole joint for you Carolina
So isn't it wonderful to be alive
Huh inn't beautiful to be a...
Isn't it wonderful to be alive...

Fuck yeah, it's so wonderful I feel like..
dying, dying, dying, dying
...Smiling...