The Decency League, dedicated to stopping all sexual behaviour
I'm merely trying to deprive all those of the reasonable use
of their sexual organs, organs

The Decency League, dedicated to stopping all sexual behaviour
I'm merely trying to deprive all those of the reasonable use
of their sexual organs, organs

Six, five, eight, three, two

Ooh-hoo, ooh-oo-ooh

I don't like the decency league, get out of my head
I don't like the decency league, get out of my bed

The Decency League, dedicated to stopping all deviant behaviour
I'm merely trying to deprive all those of the reasonable use
of their sexual organs, organs

The Decency League, posing yourself 'gain on your "Christian" behaviour
Yeah right, I'm merely pointing out to everyone
I'm fucked up in the head, the head

Six, five, four, three, two

Ooh-hoo, ooh-oo-ooh

I don't like the decency league, get out of my head
I don't like the decency league, get out of my bed (adlib)

The Decency League, dedicated to stopping all sexual behaviour
I'm merely trying to deprive all those of the reasonable use
of their sexual organs, organs