I was a seeking out for a funnel
Not only magnets but I could pry bar it shut
Glueing my manhood in a manhole
like peppy lepew the scent
hey hey had a lightweight clutch

I got my titilate spayed
I got my titilate spayed
I got my titilate spayed
I got my titilate

She laughs about it
Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves off polyester!
I wanna jump, this isn't right!
Hey, when am I getting it back?

I got my titilate spayed
I got my titilate spayed
I got my titilate spayed
I got my titilate

I don't know why,
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a dick, Dick -- hear my fucking hate!

I got my titilate spayed
I got my titilate spayed
I got my titilate spayed
I got my titilate

If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated,
Disguised as cotton candy,
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Feeling can't help me romp
Bill just fuck me, take me anal
Billy's slit reminds me of someone
I'm sick of paying for the love boat
Tony and Tenille say wanna jump rope
And I say look!

I got my titilate spayed
I got my liberty
I got my titilate spayed
I got my titilate spayed

... Nothing hard
I gotta be around pussy
Don't let me fall
I got a heh-heh ...
Well you can't live
We got my diddly spayed

I got titilate spayed
I got titilate spayed
I got titilate spayed
I got titilate spayed
I got titilate spayed
I got titilate