Now Pluto girls are neat but you know they'll eat you up alive Although they're nice to know when it's a thousand below it isn't easy to survive And Neptune girls are great for dancing with a dozen arms and legs They really hold you tight and they can boogie all night but it's so hard to kiss three heads
[Chorus] I wish they all could be California girls I wish they all could be California girls
Now Martian girls are really pretty with complexions bright and green But nothing can surpass an andromeda lass I think their pointed heads are keen And Saturn girls are really funny they can make you laugh to death With methane clouds alas combined with hydrogen gas why it's a chore to take a breath
[Chorus] I wish they all could be California girls I wish they all could be California girls
[guitar solo]
[Chorus] I wish they all could be California girls I wish they all could be California girls (etc. etc.)
[Chours II] - girls- girls- girls- girls -I need girls -girls- girls- girls - I need... (etc. etc.)