Well, there's many a strange impulse
out on the plains of West Texas
There's many a young boy
who feels things he can't comprehend
And a small town don't like it
when somebody falls between sexes
No, a small town don't like it
when a cowboy has feelings for men

But I believe to my soul
that inside every man is the feminine
And inside every lady
there's a big manly voice loud and clear
Well, a cowboy may brag about things
that he's done with his women
But thе ones who brag loudest
are thе ones that are most likely queer

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
Say, what do you think all them saddles and boots was about?
There's many a cowboy who don't understand
the way that he feels for his brother
And inside every cowboy
there's a lady who'd love to slip out
Let's let 'em slip out, shall we?

There's always somebody
who says what the others just whisper
And mostly that someone's the first one
to get shot down dead
So when you talk to a cowboy
don't treat him like he was your sister
You can't fuck with the lady that's sleepin'
in each cowboy's head

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other
What did you think all them saddles and boots was about?
There's many a cowboy
who don't understand the way that he feels for his brother
And inside every cowboy there's a lady
who'd love to come out
And inside every lady there's a cowboy
who'd love to come out