My best friends called Peter He’s got a milf mum she’s called Rita She’s married to a right old geezer And my best friends a geek My best friends a geek My best friend gets tongue tied Wears jeans that looks like the cats died Watches countdown on the telly Cos my best friends a geek yeah My best friends a geek
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My best friends Captain Nero Thinks Sponge Bob is a hero He’s got a street cred rating zero And my best friends a geek My best friend collects stickers Watches sex scenes and always sniggers Got star wars sheets and pillows And my best friends a geek yeah
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Middle 8
Dreamin always in a daze Dreamin wastes away his days Dreamin always in a daze Dreamin wastes away his days Wastes away his days
My best friends getting slicker With Versace jeans and Kickers He’s got a Rolex diamond ticker And my best friends a geek My best friends got a hottie And boy she’s really a naughty She always wants to party But my best friends a geek Yeah my best friends a geek My best friends a geek