I met my baby on the east coast
Knew right away that she would love me the most
Moved out to new york to try to be her man
But then she left me for some guy from iran

I was stranded
I was stranded
Yeah, lost, alone, and empty-handed
I was

My heart was aching and my head felt ill
Went to the doctor and he gave me some pills
I took them all to accellerate my buzz
And when I woke up, didn't know where I was

I was stranded
I was stranded
Yeah, I'm not quite sure where I landed
I was

Somehow I ended up in central part east
Opened my eyes up when I heard the police
I saw a pretty girl, but she had a gun
She stole my wallet and continued to run

I was stranded
I was stranded
Yeah, lost, alone, and empty-handed
I was
I was stranded
I was stranded
Yes I guess I should be reprimanded
OH NO