I boo-hoo'd when she left me at the station
I boo-hoo'd each time she told me I must pack
And I cried and I cried
When I walked that aisle with pride
When finally you agreed to take me back

In Sheffield we still call it 'roaring'
In Glasgow they have a good 'greet'
In places abroad
They pray to the Lord
And openly weep on the street

I've tried to be brave
Emotions I'd save
But that's when H2O it just appears
Cause I-I-I-I love her
But I drove her away with all my tears

Well I cried when you told me that you loved me
I cried when you said you no longer did
Each death on the news
It gives me the blues
From Amy to Nancy to Sid

In London they're giving it Britney's
Newcastle they're bubbling away
But when our pet cat died
I cried and I cried
Been doing it since everyday

I've tried to be brave
Emotions I'd save
But that's when H2O it just appears
Cause I-I-I-I love her
But I drove her away with all my tears

Confession to make
My heart can just break
As easily as twig off a tree
But you feeling bad
Makes me twice as sad
So don't go reporting to me

Some folk they actually enjoy it
With pop stars it drives their careers
And I-I-I-I love her
But I drove her away with all my tears
Yes I-I-I-I love her
But I drove her away with all my tears
I drove her away with all my tears