If I ever get happy, my songs will start to suck
But if I ever get happy, I won't give a fuck

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I just called to say I love you
Let's dance, cause I'm not superstitious
I just called to say I love you
Let's dance, it's Friday, I'm in love

If I could buy an island
If I would try being boring
I would write songs with words like
"Beautiful" and "morning"

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It's ironic, don't you think?
How success can make you stink
It's ironic, don't you think?
Success can make you stink

If I ever get happy, my songs will start to suck
But if I ever get happy, I won't give a fuck
Fuck

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