When i was two i moved to texas Sad to leave the united states But now i'm sayin' let's just see 'cause i don't wanna wait I'm takin' my texas flag Down to the south pole Gonna make me a capitol And an alamo outta snow No we ain't got purple mountains But we got a lotta snow I got a neighbor who's a polar bear Goes by the name of joe Joe and i make barbeque And sit out in the sun I'll take joe back to texas When our war is won
Well we ain't got but one season Throughout the entire year So in a way it's just like home With that igloo full of beer The yellow rose come on down Only you can make it right For my armadillo you can care And keep it warm tonight
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Attention all americans We don't need you anymore We texans got our own constitution And we got our own mount rushmore On these texas hills Three faces will shine true Earl cambell, nolan ryan And willie nelson too