Love was once a crazy dream
Now it's my new evil scheme
And I'm as happy as can be!
It's the age-old story

How an evil boy meets an evil girl
We got a love strong enough to rule the whole wide world
We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff
I found my other half, yes
I got an evil love!
(La-la, la-la-la-la)


When our robot armies march
To the beating of our hearts
I'm as happy as can be!
It's the age-old story

How an evil boy meets an evil girl
We got a love strong enough to rule the whole, wide world
We both maniacally laugh at all the same stuff
You can't foil a plan that's built upon evil love!
(Love-love, love-love-love-love)
Oo-ooh... ooh-ooh... ooh-ooh
Evil love