We're sailing for the Isle of Spleen
To search for the Treasure of Badbeard!

You're looking green
We search for the Treasure of Badbeard!

We'll plunder and pillage
And do some math
And all refuse to take a bath

We seek adventure and romance
I'm running out of underpants!

There's ghosts who haunt the cave, and worse
Tit's guarded by a pirate's curse!

Why do my nostrils whisper to me?

Arg, arg, arg, arg, This is the Ballad of Badbeard!
Arg, arg, arg, arg, This is the Ballad of Badbeard!