You wake up and you crack your mirror
Just broke your last bottle of beer
Now you're scared just to leave your room
Go outside to take the dog for a walk
He runs away and now you're fucked
Now you're scared just to leave your room

Well it's another bad day nothing I can do
Another dog day afternoon
Well it's another bad day nothing I can do

You weren't planning to have a day like this
Had hopes and dreams of eternal bliss
But now I'm cursed I don't wanna move
(Gotta get up to get shot down)
Every single step I take
I worry about what I'll break
But now I'm cursed I don't wanna move

I'd have no luck without bad luck
A bumper sticker that says 'life sucks'
But everyday I get up and try
(Gotta get up to get shot down)
No four leaf clover to keep me safe
Paranoia sits in place
But everyday I get up and try
(Gotta get up to get shot down)

Well it's another bad day nothing I can do
Another dog day afternoon
Well it's another bad day nothing I can do

Well it's another bad day nothing I can do
Another dog day afternoon
Well it's another bad day nothing I can do