Saw you coming my way put my nose in a book
Saw you coming my way put my nose in a book
Some crap that you gave me or something that I took
Man, he looked so good it had to be ooze leather
He's so together oozing like I never could

I bet he's a classic masher
He toot toots when he likes the view
Tete-a-tete with his haberdasher
They talk boots while they're laughing at you

He's playing dumb while you're looking at clothes
Straightening his hat Mr. Shnook ho-hum
I shoulda shook his hand I never used to feel bad
Never felt so blue guess I never amused you

I bet he's a classic masher
He toot toots when he likes the view
Tete-a-tete with his haberdasher
They talk boots while they're laughing at you (x4)