Jenny! oh, Jenny! Joy! oh, joy!

A one woman man is what I want to be

But there's two perfect girls for me

Hey! oh! hey! oh!

Officer Jenny, oh, can't ya see

You can lock me up and throw away the key

Joy! the diegnoses is bleek

When I see your face my knees get week

This can't go on! enough is enough! (enough is enough)

I gotta pick one no matter how tough

It's time for eeny meeny miny mo

But what a second (wait a second) what's her name

I just gotta know, I just gotta know!

Jenny! oh, Jenny! Joy! oh, joy!

A one woman man is what I wanna be

But there's two perfect girls for me!