Its not my fault your girlfriend likes me
I do her hard like fucking warped speed
Your dad's mad, it's not my fucking fault
Because your mom also wants to fuck me

I slept with your mom and it wasn't my fault... you suck
Your girlfriend says mine's bigger than yours... you suck
Well, your sister likes me, I don't like her... you suck
I'm done with your mom, come take her back you fucking suck...
hell, fucking suck

I'm doing dip 'til the time I take a shit
I'm spitting in your dad's morning coffee cup
Your mom's mad, I didn't give her any head
What can I say, I don't give a fuck?

I slept with your mom and it wasn't my fault... you suck
Your girlfriend says mine's bigger than yours... you suck
Well, your sister likes me, I don't like her... you suck
I'm done with your mom, come take her back you fucking suck...
hell, fucking suck

Dude, I did your mom, your sister,
your auntie, your cousin, your third cousin,
your grandma in her grave, I've done everything.
It's not my fault. It's not my fucking fault!

I slept with your mom; it wasn't my fault you suck!