I had this dream that Sylvester and Tweety
We’re the perfect fighting crime you’ve ever seen
They fought crime with the greatest of ease
Fighting against this Martian disease
No one knows just who they were
But you know they were no porno star
The purple mask, the purple cape
They just about killed any ole thing
Sylvester and Tweety
Fine and easy
Fighting crime with the greatest of ease
Fight some crime, get some ass
Fight some crime, get real trashed
Then the other night they got into a fight
Cause you never knew just what was right
The purple mask, the purple cape
They just about killed any ole thing
But no one knew just who they were
But you know they aren’t no porno star
Remember that night what happened that night
Cause you know they got into another fight
Sylvester and Tweety
Fine and easy
Fighting crime with the greatest of ease
Fight some crime, get some ass
Fight some crime, smoke some grass
You know they fought a lot of crime
And they got a lot of ass