C9 D4 Mott the Hoople and the game of Life C Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah C9 D4 Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match C Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah C9 D4 Monopoly, 21, checkers, and chess C Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah C9 D4 Mr. Fred Blassie and a breakfast mess C Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah C9 D4 Let's play Twister, let's play Risk C Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah C9 D4 I'll see you in heaven if you make the list C Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Am G Now Andy did you hear about this one Am G Tell me are you locked in the punch Am G Andy are you goofing on Elvis C D D4 Hey baby, are we losing touch {Refrain} G Am C If you believe Am G Am D They put a man on the moon, man on the moon G Am C If you believe Am G Am D There's nothing up their sleeve, then nothing is cool C9 D4 Moses went walking with a staff of wood C Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah C9 D4 Newton got beaned by the apple good C Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah C9 D4 Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp C Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah C9 D4 Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask C Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Am G Now Andy did you hear about this one Am G Tell me are you locked in the punch Am G Andy are you goofing on Elvis C D D4 Hey baby, are you having fun {Refrain} C9 D4 Here's a little agit for the never believer C Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah C9 D4 Here's a little ghost for the offering C Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah C9 D4 Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's C Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah C9 D4 Mr. Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling C Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Am G Now Andy did you hear about this one Am G Tell me are you locked in the punch Am G Andy are you goofing on Elvis C D D4 Hey baby, are we losing touch {Refrain lots}