Today's gonna change my life
What's for breakfast? Jesus Christ
Poking the bear, one eye at a time
Berries dropping from the sky
Guess it's time to bake a pie
Making our own good luck now

There's a penny in the lake
But it's not what I thought
It's just someone's wish they forgot
There's a penny in the lake
But it's not what I thought
It's just someone's wish they forgot

Motorbike is running fine
Whiskey in the summertime
The bugs are writing books with their eyes
Big ol' dancer cuts a rug
Stubs her toe on a slug
It's your classic slip 'n' slide down

There's a penny in the lake
But it's not what I thought
It's just someone's wish they forgot
There's a penny in the lake
But it's not what I thought
It's just someone's wish they forgot

Peace and love to drive my car
Baby, you're my Ringo Starr
Twistin' the radio dial, ah, too far
Scurry by the chain-link fence
I travel by coincidence
Oh, you'll never see me again, no

There's a penny in the lake
But it's not what I thought
It's just someone's wish they forgot
There's a penny in the lake
But it's not what I thought
It's just someone's wish they forgot