After School Special

I had a hunch
You stole a bunch
Of you little brother's Ritalin pills today
Come and get me out of class
Call in a bomb threat it'll be a blast

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After school (after school)
After school special

You stole some candy
Like ol' Jim Dandy
You get so hungry
When you get too stoned
Can't serve detention
I gotta go
My sister plays with matches
When she's home alone

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After school special

Put a stack of records
On the stereo
It's gonna be so fine
It's gonna blow you mind
In the daytime

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After school
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After school special