On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a partridge in a pear tree On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three French hens two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four calling birds three French hens two turtledoves and partridge in a pear tree On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five golden rings four calling birds three French hens two turtledoves and partridge in a pear tree What a partridge and what’s a pear tree? Well I don’t know so please don’t ask me but I can bet those are terrible gifts to get On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six geese-a-laying five golden rings four calling birds three French hens two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven swans-a-swimming six geese-a-laying five golden rings four calling birds three French hens two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight maids-a-milking seven swans-a-swimming six geese-a-laying five golden rings four calling birds three French hens two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine ladies dancing eight maids-a-milking seven swans-a-swimming six geese-a-laying oooooweeeeeeoooowaaaaah four calling birds three French hens two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree What’s a partridge and what’s a pear tree? Well I don’t know so please don’t ask me, but I can bet those are terrible gifts to get On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to my ten lords a leaping nine ladies dancing eight maids-a-milking seven swans-a-swimming six geese-a-laying five golden rings four (***) three French (*) two (**) doves and a partridge in a pear tree On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven pipers piping ten lords a leaping nine ladies dancing eight maids-a-milking seven swans-a-swimming six geese-a-laying five golden rings four calling birds three French hens two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve drummers drumming eleven pipers piping ten lords a leaping nine ladies dancing eight maids-a-milking seven swans-a-swimming six geese-a-laying five golden rings four calling birds three French hens two turtledoves and a partridge in a pear tree