Everybody's looking for their HIS 909 worksheet
If you organized your visa it would all be complete
You'll find your worksheets in the strangest places
Places you never knew it could be

Some find it in the face of their student assistants
Some find it in Dan Varnams eyes
Who can deny the joy it brings
When you've finally found that worksheet
You're stamping without a stamp pad

Some find it in the backs of their passport
Some in their science folder
You'll find it in the visas of others
Finding the worksheet can make you laugh or cry

You find it in your back pocket
The kind of pockets you cherish all your life
And when you know how much that means
You've found that worksheet
You're stamping without a stamp pad

So, impossible as they may seem
You've got to find every worksheet
Cos who's to know which one you didn't finish
Would have made you get an incomplete

Well, for me I find the worksheets in my visas
Sometimes I love to see dan varnams face
When I can say "PASS UP YOUR VISAS"
At any given time or place

It's little things that only I know
Those are the things that make you mine
And it's like stamping without a stamp pad
Cos I found my worksheet
I'm stamping without a stamp pad

You're the place my life begins
You'll be where it ends
I'm stamping without a stamp pad
And that's the joy you get when you find your worksheet
I'm stamping without a stamp pad