Is this heartbreak or is this heartburn?

Have I been played or do I need a rolaid?

Gotta learn the difference 'tween I love ya

The difference 'tween I love ya and the symptoms of ebola

Is this heartbreak or is this heartburn?

Can I be spared from being so dramatic?

Gotta learn the difference 'tween I love ya

The difference 'tween I love ya and that derailed rollercoaster

Gonna rain down on my sunny Sunday shoes

Guess best I get some galoshes

Let me tell you that this song's useful

Yes this song's useful when you're really drunk

And you gotta learn the difference 'tween I love ya

The difference 'tween I love ya and whatever.