How could one woman take her family of girls

And make a media dynasty that took over the world?

You can criticise and player-hate and say you don't care

But the Met Ball would suck

if their asses weren't there

So would E! Instagram, Snapchat and the S-vies

They fuss and fight and disrespect

but always end up besties

These Calabasas queens give us life

they're so glam

And here is how this clan became the new royal fam... ily

[Les Deux Nightclub Hollywood, Two Thousand Six]

Oh yeah yeah yeah

I'm Britney and you should hear how I sing

I'm Lindsay [coughs] and fire crotch is my thing

(That's hot) I'm Paris, and I don't have to do anything

But bitches bow down

'cause I'm the new Miss Thing

Paparazzi popping pictures 'cause we're dressed so fancy

The press only posts when we're not wearing panties

(Oops, I think I just did it again)

Hey you, get out the way! Our pussies are on fire

No, they're just on display-yay-yay-yay-yay

(Oh my god she's right) (It's totally out) (Yeah)

[Spoken]

Anyway, who are you?

I'm Kim

Kim who?

Ahem

[Sung] Kimberly Kardashian

Who?

[Sung] Kimerbly Kardashian

That's what I thought you said

Hey Britney, can I be in your gang?

If you hold our Birkin bags then maybe you can hang

Hey Paris, how'd you get so famous?

You make a home movie and you just act shameless

(What kind of movie?)

[Kris's Old House, Calabasas Two Thousand Seven]

Kimmy, I should be your manager

You know, since I'm your mom

Mom, you're such an amateur

You'd definitely bomb

Mama-Ger! (That's me!)

Is that absurd?

Kourt, Khlo, I think I just made up a word!

Mama-Ger!

I'll get you on a Tv show

I'll film you eating salad and we'll rake in the dough

Mama-Ger

We're sisters! A-whoo!

Sisters

I'm Kim and I'm the bombshell

Banging booty you know well

There's Ray J, and then Kanye, with a pitstop in the Nba

(And I break the internet every other day, suckers)

I'm Khloe, and I only date ballers

Big [sweet?] butt them makes them all holla

The gay boys favourite, you know it's true

Puts us large and in charge, but you already knew-ooh

Sisters

Are you keeping up? I'm Kourtney

I'm the little big sister in the family

I'm educated with a college degree

So why do I let Scott stick his Disick in me?

Sisters! A-whoo!

We're the Og-3

(Don't you mean four, like four sisters?)

(Mom!)

Sisters! A-whoo!

It's the Us of K!

No one's gonna come take that away

(Sisters)

[Kris's New House, Calabasas Two Thousand Fourteen]

(Hello) (Hello)

(Kendall, Kylie, please report to your) Mama-Ger!

We love our big sisters, they're oh so adoring

But your storylines

were starting to get a little boring

We were in the background

but we've come a long way

Now you can't spell Kardashian without a big fat J

(get it?) (yeah)

Hey, my name is Kendall, and I'm a supermodel

I took to the runway like a baby with the bottle

I've waled for Oscar, Karl, and Diane von Furstie

I shun the limelight while my sisters are thirsty

I'm Kylie! I'm the one with the lips

80 million fans want my makeup tips

I've got my own clothing line

and my own lip plumper

Got a Jenner face

and a Kardashian dumper

We've got the best selling apps

we're an online addiction

Sisters ruling the world and we'll keep on kicking!

Yes!

Don't think y'all could do this without me!

Blac Chyna up in here!

Blac Chyna!

I'm the video vixen of the [muh] Kardashians

If you wanna piece of me? Suck it. I'm trashing that

Had a baby with Tyga

but he dumped me for Kylie

I'm the Kardashian wrecking ball

but don't call me Miley

I'm stealing the spotlight and no one can help me

Now you're riding my coattails

and liking my selfies, unh!

All right, I'm out, I'm out

[Outer space, twenty twenty five]

This new American dynasty has only just begun

Next is the galaxy, so step aside hun

My name is North West, don't be acting all distressed

I became the best of the rest

by nursing on Kim's breast

I'm the new face of rap, reality royalty

Had my first fragrance out when I was only age three

President at nine, then queen of the milky way

Then I cured cancer, yes it started with a K

Now Kim is my mama-gee

but Kris is still here

She gonna be running the show for 3, 000 more years

(Selfie! Click!)

(Do we still take selfies in the future?)

(That's hot!)

The greatest story ever told, and we've only just begun!

We're not famous for nothing

we're the Kardashians!

Kardashians!

(Now streaming on Dvd)