I'd better stick my hand up and tell you how I feel 'cuz the feelings I have are so damned real for someone so phoney glad handing dandy hey there kid do ya wanna piece o'candy? I'm a christmas cookie on a baking sheet and I'm forged in the fire of what other people think abd I dont know nothin' except what I was told, too damned scared to break the fuckin' mold. oh life is hard, love is cheap I whine about my problems 7 days a week it's a full-time job making sure you're perfect and I'd probably die if it wasn't so worth it, I've got aches + pains and no place to go with it maintaining my face and I'm so damned stoic it's hard to be humble when you've got all the answers, would you like a side of fries or a pie with your whopper? I'm a flame-boiled burger in a styrofoam package littering the side of the road by the wreckage of a head-on collision with our conflicting desires you're splattered like a critter under my tires. life is hard, love is cheap, blah blah blah... you know I gotta lotta aches and pains