Sometimes I wonder in my head
Why the fuck I even bother getting out of bed

I'm having a bad hair day, can't get no relief
Everything I do seems to come to grief
Everybody's staring in disbelief
'cause I forgot to put my clothes on 'fore I hit the street

Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everything I do goes wrong today
Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everyone I speak to runs away

Couldn't find any shoes to put on my feet
I've trodden on a nail lying in the street
A piece of newspaper is my only attire
And some stupid kid tried to set it on fire

Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everything I do goes wrong today
Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everyone I speak to runs away

I tell myself, "it's just a bad dream"
But I can't wake up, I think I'm gonna scream

I wanna go to bed and go back to sleep
But I can't get in the house 'cause I've lost my keys
I'm standing on the doorstep, startin' to freeze
And I'm gonna get arrested, 'cause someone's called the police

Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everything I do goes wrong today
Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everyone I speak to runs away

Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everything I do goes wrong today
Bad hair day, bad hair day
Everyone I speak to runs away